THREE COLUMN — 5.67” X 10”
A young neighbor just asked me if I remembered dating.
I have been married for years, but I recall the excitement of first dates. I had many of them, because few ladies went out with me a second time.
I suggested choosing a good dinner location, something many ladies appreciate. Several fine restaurants requireareservation,andfew offeradrive-throughwindow.
Therefore, his date will dress nicely. I suggested that my friend wear a nice shirt and slacks, not a tee-shirt with a tie painted on it.
“When you pick up your date,” I told him, “remember your manners. Open the car door for her. Compliment her dress. If she accidentally burps, do not say ‘Good one!’ “At dinner, the server will hand you a menu that might be printed in an elegant type, which makes every word look fancy. I once ordered two servings of gratuity.
“Ask the server to recommend his favorite entrée,” I continued. “When he describes it, don’t ask ‘Is it canned?’” On special occasions, some people order wine. White wine goes with seafood or poultry.Redwineblendswith cheese, meat, and nuts.
I once got in trouble asking for a “wine that comes in my school colors.”
I told him that after a high-priced dessert (often something the waiter prepares at your table), he will be presented the check. If it’s more than his apartment rent, I guess he could ask for a monthly payment plan.
Final suggestion: don’t ask the lady to leave the tip. I tried that once, and my date replied, “Here’s a tip. Don’t call me again.”